Kids always love a good joke. The best types of jokes for kids are simple and silly. Of course many kids enjoy gross jokes. Go for jokes that involve everyday people and objects. There isn’t a specific science to telling jokes to kids, but if you strive for simplicity and some silliness, you are sure to impress all the special kids in your life.
Funny Jokes For Kids
Here are some great jokes for kids (and adults, too!) to put in your memory bank:
Q: What does a pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy.
Q: Why did Waldo go to the therapist?
A: To find himself!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the MOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooovies
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
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Q: Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
A: The wedding was terrible but the reception was great!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe!
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You’re looking sharp!
Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: What keeps rock stars cool?
A: Their fans!
Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll Let It Go!
Q: What do cows like to listen to on their headphones?
Q: What kind of music scares balloons?
A: Pop music!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!
Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems!
Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all of its uncles were ants!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It’s easier than walking!
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Q: What do you call a baby insect?
A: A baby buggy!
Q: What runs but cannot walk?
A: A river!
Q: How does the ocean say goodbye?
A: It waves!
Q: What happens when an egg laughs?
A: It cracks up!
Q: Why did Tigger get dirty?
A: Because he was playing with Pooh!
Q: What did the potato name his son?
Q: What is a chip’s favorite dance move?
A: The dip!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12″ long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
Pizza really great guy!
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Why are you yodeling?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana
Orange (aren’t) ya glad I didn’t say Orange
Laughing makes us feel liberated and alive, and those near the noise are also filled with joy. Laughter is not only fun, but it also has the great side effect of reducing stress because it triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. The ol’ saying, laughter is the best medicine, is true! May these jokes for kids bring you and the kids much laughter. What’s your child’s favorite joke? Share in the comments below and let’s spread the laughs!