50+ Funny Jokes for Kids (that adults will love, too!)

Kids always love a good joke. The best types of jokes for kids are simple and silly. Kids one liners are always a hit at home and school.

Of course many kids enjoy gross jokes. Kids tend to find jokes particularly hilarious when it involves everyday people and objects.

When it’s your child’s day to bring the joke of the day to school, let them pick their favorite jokes from the following list. These cute, silly jokes will make your child, their classmates, and you chuckle!

Oh yes, adults find these jokes hilarious, too! Have you child read these jokes out loud for the whole family to enjoy.

Hilarious jokes for kids - and adults will find them funny, too! Funny one-liners and silly jokes that kids love. #jokes #kids #humor #funny

Funny Jokes For Kids

Here are some great jokes for kids (and adults, too!) to put in your memory bank:

Q: What does a pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!Funny Cookie Joke for Kids! Kids will love this collection of silly one-liners. These hilarious jokes will get both kids and adults laughing! #jokes #funny

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy.

Q: Why did Waldo go to the therapist?
A: To find himself!

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the MOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooovies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: What do you call bears with no ears? 
A: B

Q: Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A: They don’t meet the koalafications.

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Q: Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
A: The wedding was terrible but the reception was great!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A: It ran out of juice.

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.​

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast?​
A: Mice Krispies.​

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Funny kids balloon joke that is part of a collection of hilarious jokes. Kids AND adults will be laughing at these funny jokes! #jokes #funny #kidsQ: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe!

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Aaarrr!

Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You’re looking sharp!

Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!

Q: What keeps rock stars cool?
A: Their fans!

Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll Let It Go!

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Joke Books Your Kids Will Love To  Read.

When kids are learning to read it’s so important to not only get them to read, but get them to love reading. Joke books are a sneaky way to get kids reading. Have your kids read out loud to the whole family and a simple joke book can turn into a family fun night  with lots of laughter!

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Q: What do cows like to listen to on their headphones?
A: MOOsic!

Q: What kind of music scares balloons?
A: Pop music!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the big dance?
A: She had no body to dance with.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!

Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Funny joke about ants that kids will love. Click through to a whole collection of funny jokes that both kids and adults will find hilarious! These silly one-liners will have everyone laughing. #jokes #funny #kidsQ: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all of its uncles were ants!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It’s easier than walking!

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Q: What do you call a baby insect?
A: A baby buggy!

Q: What runs but cannot walk?
A: A river!

Q: How does the ocean say goodbye?
A: It waves!

Q: What happens when an egg laughs?
A: It cracks up!

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.

Q: Why did Tigger get dirty?
A: Because he was playing with Pooh!

Q: What did the potato name his son?
A: Chip!

Q: What is a chip’s favorite dance move?
A: The dip!

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12″ long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Kid: What are you doing under there?
Mom: Under where?
Kid: Haha! You said underwear!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Why are you yodeling?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke!

Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
Orange who?
Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
Orange who?
Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana
Banana who?
Orange (aren’t) ya glad I didn’t say Orange

Laughing makes us feel liberated and alive, and those near the noise are also filled with joy.

Laughter is not only fun, but it also has the great side effect of reducing stress because it triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. The ol’ saying, laughter is the best medicine, is true!

There isn’t a specific science to telling jokes to kids, but if you strive for simplicity and some silliness, you are sure to impress all the special kids in your life.

May these funny jokes for kids AND ADULTS bring you and the kids much joy and laughter. What’s your child’s favorite joke? Share in the comments below and let’s spread the laughs!

Funny jokes for kids. Silly knee-slapping one-liners that will have everyone (kids AND adults) laughing. #funny #jokes #kids #humor

5 Replies to “50+ Funny Jokes for Kids (that adults will love, too!)”

  1. Awwww, that was awwwwwwesome! Especially loved the video and I can’t wait to share these with my grandsons. Here’s one they like to share: “What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant!”

    1. Thanks for adding your awesome joke! That reminds me of another one of my favorites….What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey!

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